I’m a Choster!

[tarotcard2]

 Chucks an eggbug at you at full force.

Comments

[botflymother]

catches it effortlessly and sets it free

[oddprophet]

What sound does an eggbug hitting a face make

[softwareangel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No7c1Ur1ekw

[pnictogen_wing]

the eggbug looks like one of those big heavy bugs that can't quite fly in a straight line like a June bug so I have a feeling it would miss me

[rebarabbit]

It hits me right in the kisser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac_aVzP8cSI I'm immediately knocked off my feet and sprawl spread eagle on the ground @~@;